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WEEK TWO HEADLINES

• Week one gives us Keith in first place, followed by Anthony and Charles close behind

  
  

• Steve reports that he will wheel his team out in public as proof of life in what many are calling a Weekend-At-Bernie’s situation.

  
  

• TFL issues public apology to Charles after mischaracterising him as a Texans fan when his real team has always been the Packers - relentless cheesehead jokes will not begin until next week

  
  

• Anthony’s “Free Palestine” rant during week one matchup results in his removal from TFL Live Tour - reports say official league sponsors Lockheed Martin and Northrop Grumman demanded his dismissal

  
  

• “Why would I deceive you? There’s no reason for me to do that”; leaked video clip from Greg’s intense trade negotiation with Mike goes viral

  
  

• ChatGPT tired of trying to keep track of TFL related data, “Prisencolinensinainciusol as a team name, are you fucking with me?” says the exhausted AI bot

  
  

• “Yeah I lost my first game but I’m in 8th place!” says Billy as he fist pumps in the air

  
  

• While evidence shows that Andy does actually care about fantasy football, reports say that he’s too busy watching the really great Green Lantern’s show on HBO to talk shit in the group chat