2026 - Week One Analysis


TOP HEADLINE


Keith absolutely bodies Billy and claims the top spot in the standings.



LEAGUE WIDE ANALYSIS


Highest Score: Keith (146.82)

Lowest Score: Steve (56.10)

Closest Matchup: Pat (109.86) beat Greg (109.80) by 0.06 points.

Top Player Score: Caleb Williams scored 41.26 points for Andy


GAME RECAPS


Keith (146.82) vs. Billy (93.56)


Keith secures a decisive win to claim the top spot in the league standings.


  • Jalen Hurts led the winning team with 30.72 points, with Ashton Jeanty close behind at 26.70 points.
  • Billy’s' bench almost outscored the leagues worst starting lineup - scoring 45 total points, including 19.70 points from Dallas Goedert.
  • Keith took the win despite Colston Loveland playing a full game with zero points scored for his TE position
  • In a somber post-game moment, Keith dedicated his victory in rememberance of 911 - his favorite 90’s sports car that became lame in the 2000s.



Mike (75.02) vs. Andrew (120.76)


Andrew opened the season with a solid double-digit victory over Dr. Mike


  • Kenneth Walker led Schack’s team with 31.1 points, supported by Breece Hall's 17.8 points and Tyler Loop's 14 points.
  • Mike’s hometown Steeler’s Defense gave him 22.50 points, but he was betrayed by the 1.2 points from Ja'Marr Chase, the best diva WR he could find this season
  • Andrew’s kicker significantly out scored 3 of his 6 skill position playersh



Anthony (137.26) vs. Steve (56.10)


Anthony dominates the week's most lopsided contest, cruising past Steve by 81.16 points.


  • Josh Allen led the charge with 39.66 points, supplemented by D'Andre Swift's 31.40 points and Christian Watson's 26.70 points.
  • Steve struggled offensively, with Matthew Stafford scoring 5.10 points and multiple starters failing to break 3 points.
  • The losing side's bench featured Chuba Hubbard, who scored 20.70 points in reserve.


Andy (114.56) vs. Charles (131.56)


Charles edges out Andy in a high-scoring affair that combined for 246.12 total points.


  • Caleb Williams recorded the highest individual player score of the week with 41.26 points for Andy, alongside 28.60 points from Jahmyr Gibbs.
  • Charles countered with balanced scoring from David Montgomery (25.90 points), Bijan Robinson (23.30 points), and Jayden Daniels (21.66 points).
  • Charles also posted the highest bench score of the week, totaling 66.00 points led by Trevor Lawrence's 34.10 points.


Patrick (109.86) vs. Greg (109.80)


Patrick defeats Greg by the narrowest margin of the week, separated by just 0.06 points.


  • Lamar Jackson (26.96 points) and Justin Jefferson (23.20 points) carried the winning squad to victory.
  • Greg received a week-high 34.30 points from Derrick Henry and 21.00 points from Zay Flowers, both players representing the Baltimore Ravens.
  • Both teams finished with identical 1-0 records in scoring output efficiency, though Patrick narrowly secured the tiebreaker in the standings.